May 2013
how to fall in love
cheshiresparadox:
Find a complete stranger.
Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour.
Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes.
New York psychologist, Professor Arthur Aron, has been studying why people fall in love.
He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply...
April 2013
encourage:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
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I am keyed up for the first time in four years. Feels good. About to kill it at Work!
best-of-funny:
shegsybellsshegsybells:
emmagraceful:
so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?”
and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it
and then he kissed it
the child is the chosen one
X
graystripe:
graystripe:
my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying
he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
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Right now, I have to really good sexual partners. Between the two of them, I’m getting it in like everyday. It’s kind of fucking awesome. I still miss the feeling of having a boyfriend, though. I miss going to sleep with Curtis every night and waking up to him every morning. I miss him just holding me, or sitting next to him. I miss the feeling of love, really. Sex is great, but love...
Second day of work. There is wayyy too much to do for such shit pay. So, im still looking for either a second job or a full time.
virginholes:
what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert
I wish I was high right now….
snow-white-sweety:
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:
people who do math homework in pen are fearless
how the fuck do you remember your url
All my interviews finally paid off. I start at Scrubs and Beyond on Thursday!
Fucking two guys in one night? Yes please, single life. Thank you.
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
smexyketchup:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
“you’re too thin”
“you’re too big”
“you should gain weight”
“you should lose weight”
that is a platypus
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Dude, it’s amazing how much attention im getting from guys now. My ”first love” messaged me and we’re talking again. Its been fucking years! My old vocabulary is back, ”dude, bro”etc. I think im going to be okay!
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Weighed in this morning at 225.8. Omfg yes.
